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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:49
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Do all armies have the same rank structure?
No go.
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No Man's Sky Gets A Massive Switch 2 Upgrade And It's All Free - Kotaku
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Do humans know everything they need to know?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?
share office space ...
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Fred Smith, FedEx’s billionaire founder and CEO, dies at 80 - The Washington Post
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Knicks fire coach Tom Thibodeau after first Eastern Conference finals berth in 25 years - AP News
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
What is the best way to get started using AI to make my own apps?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Will Trump's tariffs harm the USA?
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes